Quotes

Since I am bored and not sleepy, here are a few random quotes from various points of the school year. I guess you could say it's my unofficial job to keep up with these.

Mr. S.: Now, I'm not endorsing violence, but punching someone in the face is the most amazing feeling you'll ever get.

Michi: Why are you stealing her fluffiness?

Caleb: Because it’s fluffy.

Caleb: I’m sending you to the basement to tell Aunt Sally the dead dolphin about what you’ve done. (I get sent there a lot, only I didn't know what I did that time. Everybody else gets sent to Uncle Ratty the dead rat in the attic. He steals people's food.)

Michi: Stabbing people with a fork is cute too...in some countries.

Mr. S.: You shouldn’t go around murdering people with axes. Write that down, it's a good rule of thumb.

Me: Nothing says bonding time like being pinned to the sparring mat by your friend.

Rachel: So my shred of maternal instinct is like "I could make pretty babies!" But then the rest of my mind is like "...But after I made them, what would I DO with them? Sell them?"

Me: Selling them might be illegal. Or maybe that's only in some states…

Rachel: Leg flasks, gotta love 'em. No self-respecting flapper would be seen without one. But I'm not a self-respecting flapper, I carry a gun instead.

Caleb: She got into a fight with Lucky Charms and they used their rainbow magic on her.

Michi: In the 70's!

Moose: It caught on fire...a little bit.

Yeah, we're...interesting people.